Daniel Robert Burns

About Me

Daniel Robert Burns

Hello, and welcome to my website! It's glorious, isn't it? Lots of buttons, doohickeys, whatchamahoosits, and widgits. 

Oh god, I have no idea what I'm doing.

Nonetheless, thank you for visiting! I hope you've enjoyed your stay. May the odds be ever in your favor.

If you'd still like to hire this small-town Florida boy for some reason or another, do it! E-mail me! And if this is Steve, I'll get your Gamecube back to you as soon as I'm done with Resident Evil 4. I know it's not a long game, but I keep ragequitting from jumpscares. 

Also, below is a minor diatribe of mine about cheese. Believe me, it's been cut short for your benefit, as I continued to rant about Italian cheeses for a good 40 minutes.